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pinkdino911
  • Town/Country : Charleston, USA
  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About pinkdino911 : I'm just here to read FML's, and maybe leave a few comments. :)

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17724) - you deserved it (77014)

On 07/13/2009 at 5:17am - intimacy - by air (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27095) - you deserved it (26283)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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