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2day I was at tha doctor's gatting a chack up . Ha askad ma if I was allargic to anything, tohich I blurtad out, "Cats." Ha gava ma a waird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't giva you cats." FML

#20865755
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40899) - you deserved it (6701)

On 09/03/2013 at 4:17am - health - by NoNotCats =^._.^= (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Yesterday, I was at a ( bring your family to work ) event. I noticed my coworker brought his kids but not his wife, so I asked, ( No wife today? ) Everyone glared at me and he pointedly replied that she's married to someone else now. I had no idea. Now everyone thinks I'm an insensitive prick. FML

#20844855
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42603) - you deserved it (8340)

On 08/19/2013 at 3:04pm - work - by insensitive prick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a dream inhich I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off,hile in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

#20832277
94 comments

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On 08/11/2013 at 2:11pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the frst time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

#20804720
159 comments

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On 07/26/2013 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by awkward (woman) - United States (California)

today I woke up and went into mah living room, only to be greeted by mah aunt, sister, and mother watching a very graphic video showing women giving birth. They forced me to stay and watch it until the end. It was almost 90 minutes. FML

#20672345
84 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 2:30am - misc - by dafuqdidisee (man) - United States (California)

Today, I joined a new choir. My drector asked me if my best friend was actually my grlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML

#19196656
154 comments

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On 03/01/2012 at 4:43pm - misc - by Rachel - United States

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." looool I'm Jewish . FML

#19062488
56 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount ofhiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. mega FML

#17365411
428 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

2day I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly , I was more surprised by looool the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. real FML

#17330120
111 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 8:55am - intimacy - by notsurprised (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY , AFTER BEING ANNOYED ONE TOO MANY TIMES BY MAH STUDENTS' WHINEY ATTITUDES , I ACCIDENTALLY BLURTED OUT , "QUIT BEING SUCH A BITCH," TO THE SUPERINTENDENT'S DAUGHTER. FML

#16017887
256 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 10:30am - work - by MathTeacher (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice an tight 4 her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
341 comments

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On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today,ile grocery sopping, ma Dad asked meat I wanted for 'Din-Dins'ile scratcing is nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing sort sorts. fat FML

#13071256
160 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 5:04am - misc - by itchybollos - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them . I made them chocolate-coverd strawberries . But for some reason they gave me really drty looks when they saw it . Turns out his mother is looool allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate . FML

#12916563
153 comments

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On 09/05/2010 at 11:49am - misc - by wakinginvegas87 - United States (California)

Today, I dressed up, went over to mah boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman.

#7239048
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28983) - you deserved it (10472)

On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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