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About pinkcrayola : If you're Gabrielle, you've found me! :P now let's hope you found one of my awesome comments with a bunch of thumbs and not one of the (very) occasional bad ones
I have a vagina. I like pink and purple. And my profile pic is of Kim Nam Gil the hottest Korean ever. I like Asian boys. Sometimes when I look at them I stare for a little too long. Maybe that's why they won't date me. One day, far off in the future I shall marry one and we will have hybrid babies. That will be an amazing day. But for now I will stare. And stare.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
Friday 5 February 2016