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  • Town/Country : Alberta, Canada
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 May 1986 (27 years)
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Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

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