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Visits<b>I_like_cats_</b> - the 02/24/2013 at 4:15am

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML

#251133
82 comments

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On 03/09/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (257810) - you deserved it (58685)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I blurted out : "Are you having fun ?" FML

#76277
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11526) - you deserved it (44921)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by cynicalcindy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

#38092
31 comments

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On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that my parents can see a screen-by-screen of everything I say and do on my computer. FML

#35844
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49021) - you deserved it (7074)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:57am - misc - by Yazzy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752
45 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
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On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
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I agree, your life sucks (45446) - you deserved it (2279)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
56 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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