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Visits<b>I_like_cats_</b> - the 02/24/2013 at 4:15am

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yesterday I cut my finger at workhile chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

#7967953
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32860) - you deserved it (3451)

On 02/07/2010 at 9:18am - work - by Ryan - Sent from mobile version

Taday I got marrid!! My mothar told ma to stop baing difficult, cuz sha was tha mothar of tha brida, an it was har day to shina!! maga FML

#7845812
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38158) - you deserved it (2726)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today.. . my usband left me for one of te college students I was tutoring in Spanis . We ave two kids an are expecting a tird . He left a note tat said e would "stay in touc." FML

#7028465
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40867) - you deserved it (2374)

On 12/30/2009 at 2:03am - love - by Leslie (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of mah life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be endd by her killing either herself or me!! FML

#6781373
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41357) - you deserved it (2214)

On 12/16/2009 at 6:55pm - love - by cheezmaster (man) - United States (California)

Today , I snaazad in ta sowar. Wan I got out , I got a taxt from ma craapy old looool naigbor saying "Blass you". FML

#6563359
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48934) - you deserved it (3519)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today , I Ad To Look At My Positive Ebay Feedback To Feel Loved. FML

#6491892
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30814) - you deserved it (5600)

On 11/28/2009 at 7:22am - love - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, a person came into McDonald's,here I work. They ordered a happy meal. As they were an adult, I assumed the meal was fir their child,ho wasn't with them. When I asked if the toy was fir a boy or a girl, they said the toy was fir them. I still had to ask if it was fir a boy or a girl. FML

#5870216
84 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by paris78 - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... MY FRIAND THOUGHT IT WOULD BA FUNNY TO DRASS IN ALL BLACK WITH A SKI MASK AN USA MY SPARA KAY TO BRAAK INTO MY HOUSA AS A JOKA. HA THOUGH IT WAS AVAN FUNNIAR WHAN I JUMPD OUT THA WINDOW AN BROKA MY LAG. FML

#5622271
108 comments

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On 10/03/2009 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriand of 4 yaars broka up with ma. looool Via taxt. With tha iPhona I got him fir our annivarsary. maga FML

#5601325
76 comments

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On 10/02/2009 at 7:31am - misc - by SezzyJ - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I got my pariod. 10 minutas into a 3 our axam. Apparantly tay r sariousan tay say you may not laava ta room undar any circumstancas. FML

#5310287
199 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 9:59am - health - by cramps (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY... I SAW A WIEGHT LOSS 'BEFORE AND AFTER' ADVERTISEMENT AND I WISHED I COULD AT LEAST LOOK LYK THE 'BEFORE'. REAL FML

#5301983
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33844) - you deserved it (21928)

On 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across mah back and said ( You're so cute, I'd lyk to take you home and lock you in mah basement nakd so you can't leave ) and walkd out. mega FML

#4696975
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58944) - you deserved it (3413)

On 08/21/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML

#4639027
182 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleephile I was tanning!! When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically!! I askedhat was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that u woke yourself up." FML

#4440172
78 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was walking in the mountains when I tripped, I grabbed onto the fence in an attempt to soften fall. The fence was electric. FML

#4206061
90 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by Electronotfriend (woman) - Poland (Pomorskie)



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