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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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pink06233's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62493) - you deserved it (3472)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

#19602885
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23450) - you deserved it (5016)

On 05/10/2012 at 3:14pm - misc - by Amy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16885) - you deserved it (38069)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93251) - you deserved it (4710)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28794) - you deserved it (10226)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

#19416021
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8967) - you deserved it (26480)

On 04/06/2012 at 3:24am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

#19404370
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34353) - you deserved it (2275)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

#19277345
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11922) - you deserved it (34839)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

#19182040
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31563) - you deserved it (2672)

On 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

#18898578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38649) - you deserved it (3081)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

#18898578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38649) - you deserved it (3081)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

#18898578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38649) - you deserved it (3081)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

#18898578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38649) - you deserved it (3081)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

#18898578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38649) - you deserved it (3081)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

#18898578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38649) - you deserved it (3081)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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