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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. While I was waiting for him to get ready, I saw a little purple change purse on his dresser. I picked it up, shook it and heard what I assumed was change clanging around in there, so I opened it and out of it poured about ten human teeth into my hand. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 10:58pm - misc - by Rachael (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 7:08am - money - by prian (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by sad (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:34pm - health - by justmyluck - United States
Today, my boyfriend said that we needed to talk, he then told me that he cheated on me with my brother several times, but that it was a mistake, he is in fact not gay, just experimenting, and that we should still stay together. My boyfriend is 26, and my brother has a wife. FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - love - by disgusted (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML
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On 12/30/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by Jennyfromdablock (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave and can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, and not even a minute later, I got them. So now if I move too fast, I throw up, and if I don't move fast enough, I shit myself. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by sickofsick - United States
Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML
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On 12/22/2009 at 1:05pm - work - by ohshat (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by goblue (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I received a private message on Facebook, from a woman I've never heard of, subject: "Eric X's wife says HI." She goes on to say that she is going to find me, and ruin my life the way I have ruined hers. I've never even heard of Eric X and am happily engaged. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 11:31am - love - by Cherie (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was working my job at Sephora when I overheard two women talking. One of them asked her friend, "Is being pretty a requirement to work here?" Her friend turned to see me, turned back to her friend and said, "I guess not." FML
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On 10/28/2009 at 4:19pm - work - by uglyyyyy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML
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On 09/23/2009 at 6:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore
Today, I told my mom about the couple times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
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On 09/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by 1357katie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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