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Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33753) - you deserved it (3617)

On 09/01/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Jill Shanks - United States

Today, Burger King gave me a moldy bun. I noticed 1/5 of the way through the sandwich. My compensation for ingesting mold? A coupon for half-off a Whopper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22330) - you deserved it (4114)

On 09/01/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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