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  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 January 1999 (15 years)
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Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71932) - you deserved it (28249)

On 03/18/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by bluten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was instructed by my boss to welcome the 2 new foreign business partners since I am the only one who could speak their language. When they arrived I greeted them in their language. One of them scratched his head and asked his companion in plain and clear English, "What did he say?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32412) - you deserved it (4422)

On 02/15/2009 at 1:21am - misc - by Salaryman (man) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

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On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

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74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19232) - you deserved it (9034)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42866) - you deserved it (6456)

On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)



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