About pillowcases : Canadian girl. Internet people person. I like to sleep & eat. The outdoors are for me. I'm big on music, any thing that sounds good- I'm into it; but mostly punk, rock, and metal. Books are one of my favourite things. I'm a dancer girl. Love my sports: gymnastics, soccer, field hockey. I like gaming, crowds, people, and giraffes. Yup. Also add me on Steam!
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by really? / 04/13/2013 at 5:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ironies a b*tch / 04/13/2013 at 1:04am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by Snorlax / 04/13/2013 at 12:25am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML
by xx-look-at-xx / 04/12/2013 at 8:14pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Kids
Today, I went to the funeral of my friend's brother. It was the first funeral I'd gone to, and I was really nervous. When the service finished, everyone went to pay their respects to the family. After I paid mine, they said, "Thank you for coming." I instictively replied, "My pleasure." FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2013 at 8:13pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by SoreNips / 04/12/2013 at 7:57pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend's parents were out of town, so I stayed the night, hoping for some fun. Somehow, we started talking about conspiracy theories, and she spent the next half hour ranting at me about how Osama bin Laden is really still alive. FML
by InDisbelief / 04/12/2013 at 4:17pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck / 04/12/2013 at 1:21pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was screamed at and told that I was denying someone's "second amendment" by not letting him through with a gun. I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada. This is not the first time, and it probably won't be the last. FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2013 at 6:23am / Canada / Work
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2013 at 5:24am / Australia / Love
Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML
by too young for this / 04/12/2013 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Fml / 04/12/2013 at 1:05am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Juliet / 04/11/2013 at 8:40pm / United States (California) / Love
by InNeedOfFriends / 04/11/2013 at 8:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2013 at 4:21pm / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I discovered that my friends have an ongoing bet on whether or not I will be as flat-chested… Today, was my last day of medical school. It would have been a joyous occasion had it not been for… Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that when my dog curled up next to me on my bed, I got a boner.…