Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
About pillowcases : Canadian girl. Internet people person. I like to sleep & eat. The outdoors are for me. I'm big on music, any thing that sounds good- I'm into it; but mostly punk, rock, and metal. Books are one of my favourite things. I'm a dancer girl. Love my sports: gymnastics, soccer, field hockey. I like gaming, crowds, people, and giraffes. Yup. Also add me on Steam!
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.
Today I bakad mah friand a caka for his 21st birthday. Whan I arrivad at his housa his girlfriand ho hadn't mada him anything scraamad at ma for "making har look bad." Sha than took tha caka bannad ma from tha party an kickad ma out. FML
Today, I was taking a walk,en an elderly lady in a motorizedeelcair slammd into me from biend. Tere was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, ten giving me te finger and yelling "Watcere your walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today , mah sister went into a blind rage at me 4 "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant , two months after she did the same . My husband and I have been trying 4 two years . She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is . FML
Today, is the day of the biggest concert in the state of Florida, and it's also my brthday. I was so excited to hear my mom got tickets. It was for her boyfriend and her. I'm stuck at home babysitting. FML
Today Wen I Was Talking To My Younger Broter, E Suddenly Said "O, I Was Supposed To Tell You Tat Tere's Tis Girl Wo As A Uge Crus On You!" I Asked Wo An E Answered, "I Totally Forgot Er Name, Tat Was Like 2 Monts Ago." FML
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse askd me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minute of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approachd the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managd to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, I Forgot To Log Out Of Mah Facebook Account Before Leaving Fir Work. When I Got Back Home, I Discovered That Mah Brother Had Gone Through And Commented ( Quack ) On All Mah Friend's Duckfacing Photos. She Was Not Pleased. FML
Friday 27 March 2015