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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2145
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pillowcases : Canadian girl. Internet people person. I like to sleep & eat. The outdoors are for me. I'm big on music, any thing that sounds good- I'm into it; but mostly punk, rock, and metal. Books are one of my favourite things. I'm a dancer girl. Love my sports: gymnastics, soccer, field hockey. I like gaming, crowds, people, and giraffes. Yup. Also add me on Steam!

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Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him wat was wrong due to his werd attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." mega FML

#20592364
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66149) - you deserved it (4045)

On 04/14/2013 at 11:45pm - love - by lonely (woman) - United States

Today I bakad mah friand a caka for his 21st birthday. Whan I arrivad at his housa his girlfriand ho hadn't mada him anything scraamad at ma for "making har look bad." Sha than took tha caka bannad ma from tha party an kickad ma out. FML

Today , looool I found out that my girlfriend choose extra shift at work over hanging out with me . Every time . She doesn't even lyk her job . FML

#20591828
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39806) - you deserved it (5717)

On 04/14/2013 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

#20591599
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43130) - you deserved it (13262) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/14/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by NiquetChrome (woman) - France

Today, I was taking a walk,en an elderly lady in a motorizedeelcair slammd into me from biend. Tere was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, ten giving me te finger and yelling "Watcere your walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

#20591068
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42551) - you deserved it (3922)

On 04/14/2013 at 6:20pm - health - by danman (man) - United States

Today , mah sister went into a blind rage at me 4 "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant , two months after she did the same . My husband and I have been trying 4 two years . She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is . FML

#20590768
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69473) - you deserved it (3376)

On 04/14/2013 at 4:39pm - misc - by bntje (woman) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, is the day of the biggest concert in the state of Florida, and it's also my brthday. I was so excited to hear my mom got tickets. It was for her boyfriend and her. I'm stuck at home babysitting. FML

#20589773
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54663) - you deserved it (4094)

On 04/14/2013 at 9:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today Wen I Was Talking To My Younger Broter, E Suddenly Said "O, I Was Supposed To Tell You Tat Tere's Tis Girl Wo As A Uge Crus On You!" I Asked Wo An E Answered, "I Totally Forgot Er Name, Tat Was Like 2 Monts Ago." FML

#20589493
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48906) - you deserved it (3883)

On 04/14/2013 at 3:28am - love - by MissedTheBoat (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse askd me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minute of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approachd the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managd to drop it all over myself. FML

#20589296
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45533) - you deserved it (9323)

On 04/14/2013 at 1:10am - health - by NoPeeGiven - United States (Illinois)

Taday trying to be friendly , I said good morning to the creepy guy at work !! He respondd by wordlessly hugging me !! I was touchd , until I realizd he was trying to unhook my bra !! FML

#20588922
121 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS. MY MOM CUMMED RUNNING FROM THE OTHER ROOM BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS THE DOG. SHE ROLLED HER EYES AND WALKED AWAY WHEN SHE SAW IT WAS ME. FML

#20588714
66 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 7:49pm - misc - by typical - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I had to sell over $400 worth of china at a flea market. I barely got paid enough to refill my gas tank. fat FML

#20588597
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34456) - you deserved it (7448)

On 04/13/2013 at 6:53pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I Forgot To Log Out Of Mah Facebook Account Before Leaving Fir Work. When I Got Back Home, I Discovered That Mah Brother Had Gone Through And Commented ( Quack ) On All Mah Friend's Duckfacing Photos. She Was Not Pleased. FML

#20588155
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28100) - you deserved it (44999)

On 04/13/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by reallythough - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind an surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming looool his locker on his fingers. FML

#20587958
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39147) - you deserved it (40380)

On 04/13/2013 at 11:52am - love - by saxophone911 - United States

Taday mah laziness hit a new low when I sat on an unopened folding chair to avoid the effort of opening it up. FML

#20587700
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15165) - you deserved it (95791)

On 04/13/2013 at 7:22am - misc - by mets300 - United States (New York)



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