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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2146
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pillowcases : Canadian girl. Internet people person. I like to sleep & eat. The outdoors are for me. I'm big on music, any thing that sounds good- I'm into it; but mostly punk, rock, and metal. Books are one of my favourite things. I'm a dancer girl. Love my sports: gymnastics, soccer, field hockey. I like gaming, crowds, people, and giraffes. Yup. Also add me on Steam!

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Today, I was muggd by a street preacer. Te same oneo'd earlier in te day screamd at me for being an evil sinner.

#20611067
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45208) - you deserved it (3591)

On 04/21/2013 at 6:27pm - money - by wallet? GONE (man) - United States (Colorado)

2day I had to explain to my grlfriend looool that taking triple the maximum dosage of painkillers won't actually triple its effects. She rolld her eyes, calld me clueless, an said that I should "leave this stuff to the professionals." She's studying to become a doctor. mega FML

#20610275
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42023) - you deserved it (5890)

On 04/21/2013 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

Today , I Was Trying Sell A Customer A Top-of-the-line Surround Sound System!! Apparently He Was Aware That I Work On Commission , As He Threatened To Buy The System Elsewhere Unless I Sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" In Front Of The Whole Store!! Goodbye , Self-respect!! FML

#20610052
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45375) - you deserved it (5277)

On 04/21/2013 at 12:03pm - money - by a little less poor at least (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I overhered mah boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded lyk they were planning something fir me , lyk a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML

#20609750
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52402) - you deserved it (5632)

On 04/21/2013 at 9:33am - love - by jerk_ex_boyfriend - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". mega FML

#20609675
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54210) - you deserved it (3950)

On 04/21/2013 at 8:26am - misc - by gamerguru13 - United States (New York)

Today I ad to convince ma usband tat I'm not aving an affair all because I refused to ave sex wit im . Apparently te fact tat I gave birt to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enoug reason to turn im down . FML

#20609608
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77796) - you deserved it (7078)

On 04/21/2013 at 6:20am - intimacy - by loving wife - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Put Up One Of Those Hanging Fly Catchers In Mah Room Due To The Unsettling Amount Of Flies In The House. I Remarked How Stupid Flies Were To Land On Them. Within An Hour, I Got Up And Walked Straight Into It. Real FML

#20609406
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22668) - you deserved it (42275)

On 04/21/2013 at 2:20am - misc - by Human fly - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me fir showing up late. mega FML

#20609262
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52452) - you deserved it (6700)

On 04/21/2013 at 1:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States

2day I got it by a car wila riding ma bika. Instaad of coming to ma aid... ta drivar just looool laid on is orn and scraamad out ta window 4 ma to mova ma ass... cuz a ad placas to ba. FML

#20609136
106 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I Woke Up Feeling Awful, Having Caught The Same Illnes My Boyfriend Had Last Night. When He Was Sick, I Skipped My Friend's Babby Shower To Take Care Of Him. Now That I'm Sick, He Goes To A Friend's Place, Says To Call If I Need Him, Then Turns His Phone Off. Seriously. FML

#20608416
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54897) - you deserved it (7028)

On 04/20/2013 at 7:40pm - love - by Thanks Babe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I overeard te guy I lyk talking to one of is friend about me!! His friend asked if e an I were dating, toic e replied, ( No way, dude!! I ave standards!! ) big fat FML

#20608351
72 comments

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On 04/20/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's startd manipulating the looool grls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a babby tooth in one such brawl. FML

#20607466
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49463) - you deserved it (6455)

On 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand

2day I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week . real FML

#20607123
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55521) - you deserved it (7805)

On 04/20/2013 at 9:43am - misc - by dentedmercedes - United States (Michigan)

Today, I lerend what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. mega FML

#20606960
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50655) - you deserved it (7191)

On 04/20/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by MaggotMother (woman) - United States

Today, I went on mah first date. Everything went great until I went to brush mah date's hair over her ear lyk they do in the movies. I pokd her dead in the eye. FML

#20606348
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43214) - you deserved it (14778)

On 04/19/2013 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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