About pillowcases : Canadian girl. Internet people person. I like to sleep & eat. The outdoors are for me. I'm big on music, any thing that sounds good- I'm into it; but mostly punk, rock, and metal. Books are one of my favourite things. I'm a dancer girl. Love my sports: gymnastics, soccer, field hockey. I like gaming, crowds, people, and giraffes. Yup. Also add me on Steam!
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by wallet? GONE / 04/21/2013 at 6:27pm / United States (Colorado) / Money
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that taking triple the maximum dosage of painkillers won't actually triple its effects. She rolled her eyes, called me clueless, and said that I should "leave this stuff to the professionals." She's studying to become a doctor. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2013 at 1:36pm / Kuwait (Al Kuwayt) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML
by a little less poor at least / 04/21/2013 at 12:03pm / United States (Tennessee) / Money
by jerk_ex_boyfriend / 04/21/2013 at 9:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by gamerguru13 / 04/21/2013 at 8:26am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML
by loving wife / 04/21/2013 at 6:20am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML
by Human fly / 04/21/2013 at 2:20am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me for showing up late. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2013 at 1:07am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 04/21/2013 at 12:11am / United States / Transportation
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
by Thanks Babe / 04/20/2013 at 7:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/20/2013 at 7:08pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm / Thailand / Kids
by dentedmercedes / 04/20/2013 at 9:43am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
by MaggotMother / 04/20/2013 at 6:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2013 at 10:55pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…