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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4738
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About pikawarriors : You must be here because you were attracted to my profile pic. It's my dog when he was a puppy 18 years ago.

Message me if you want, but you might not get a reply for a couple days.

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Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20537) - you deserved it (1791)

On 11/23/2015 at 12:00pm - work - by helpme (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I yawned so hard that I dislocated my jaw completely, then had to ask to be excused from class in front of 30 people with my mouth hanging open. FML

Today, I gave a group presentation. Because I didn't know the last names of my group members, I'd put fake ones in, intending to replace them later. I forgot to change them and I ended up giving a presentation alongside a very angry Greg Penishead and Josh Acne. FML


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On 11/12/2015 at 11:55am - misc - by friendless1004 - United States (California)

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML


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On 11/11/2015 at 12:47pm - work - by burnbabyburn - United Kingdom

Today, while changing the litter in the cat box, the brand new carton ripped open, spilling all twelve pounds of cat litter over my kitchen floor. Both cats promptly rushed over and began frantically urinating all over it. FML

Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML


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On 10/29/2015 at 9:34pm - misc - by GonnaLockUpMySpices (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went through an entire roll of toilet paper in just over an hour. You win this time, questionable pork souvlaki. FML


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On 10/24/2015 at 7:46pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I fed my 4ft python a live rat for the first time. He now has a new friend he won't let me near. FML

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML


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On 07/16/2015 at 3:22pm - misc - by Boneo and Juliet - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML


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On 07/11/2015 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML


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On 07/10/2015 at 11:49pm - misc - by Julianapilikusplatosophophes (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML


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On 07/10/2015 at 10:20pm - work - by don't get paid enough for this (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML


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On 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by wantmeasandwich (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

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