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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 310
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pikachuthekyd : Hi (/.__.)/
Names Madelyn :3
I'm addicted to smileys \(^.^)/
Pokemon + Adventure Time = MY ADDICTION

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Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

#20037281
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7602) - you deserved it (78630)

On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML

#20035872
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10922) - you deserved it (29750)

On 08/22/2012 at 4:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

#20035075
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32847) - you deserved it (1976)

On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML

#20033901
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31744) - you deserved it (2229)

On 08/21/2012 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized the fastest way to wake up isn't from an alarm clock. It's from the warm, wet sensation of your old and senile cat peeing on you and your bed. I swear he was smiling. FML

#20033618
89 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 9:04am - animals - by jenA - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

#20031656
144 comments

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On 08/20/2012 at 9:25am - misc - by Maria (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, my aunt borrowed my favorite shirt. Don't worry, she returned it. Complete with jizz stains. FML

#20024649
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37210) - you deserved it (3543)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:28pm - intimacy - by itwasmyfavoriteshirt - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML

#20024282
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30873) - you deserved it (6522)

On 08/16/2012 at 10:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Armed Forces Pacific)

Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

#20023605
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25196) - you deserved it (1766)

On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)

Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

#20023096
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36345) - you deserved it (3070)

On 08/15/2012 at 6:52pm - intimacy - by what the FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML

#20022564
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40154) - you deserved it (4370)

On 08/15/2012 at 1:08pm - health - by theflow (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML

#20022524
107 comments

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On 08/15/2012 at 12:46pm - love - by lonely. (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned it's best not to piss off your mom when she's cutting your hair. FML

#17275625
60 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by :( - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

#8191025
110 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 12:48am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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