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About pikachulove14 : Relationship status:taken and endlessly in love with him,he is my life,take him away from me and I will find you,and I will kill you.
Don't try to mess with me or I will tell you off and block you. I don't play games. I have 4 people I truly care about 3 I met on here. If you're looking my dears I love you...more than anything,I will die for you and I live for you.you guys are my light when I have no hope and thank you for giving me the world when all I thought I had was darkness.
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An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML
Today, the boy who sits next to me in class accidentally dropped his sketch pad. It turns out he's really talented at drawing portraits. They're so good that I could recognize myself in all of them. FML
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Friday 7 March 2014