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About pikachulove14 : I'm from Florida unfortunately i dont live there anymore but i plan on moving back one day.im a whovian.my favorite bands are Ghost town,Three days grace,Sleeping with sirens,Pierce the veil,Breathe Carolina,Marylin Manson,Flyleaf and Nickelback.I love dubstep specifically Skrillex is muh man. I tend to be random I also appear mean at times when I'm not trying to be but if I want to be then you should probably run. ummm yeah musics kinda my life,I only have three really amazing friends and I love all three of them to death. I'm really weird,I'm quite creepy as well, I like gory things which freaks some ppl out but Fuck it I'm a psycho if you don't like it than don't talk to me its really that simple.I have a tumblr so if you are interested In hearing my thoughts and such then follow me ,my tumblr is thatemogirl15. Relationship status:taken and endlessly in love with him,he is my life,take him away from me and I will find you,and I will kill you.
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Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, I met my birth mother. My dad won't talk to me, my mom won't stop crying and thinks I'm replacing her, and the rest of my family won't stop calling me a bitch. I'm 21, and I just wanted to meet the woman who pushed me head-first out of her vagina. FML
Today, my grandmother opened the bathroom door to find me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convinced that I was eating my own shit and will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML
Thursday 28 November 2013