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piggybits

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 134
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About piggybits : From the Caribbean. Discovered FML a few years ago when I was studying in Canada, been hooked since

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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piggybits's favorite FMLs

Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML

#21237592
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14950) - you deserved it (71018)

On 08/14/2014 at 5:54pm - misc - by oops - United States (California)

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

#21150371
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22876) - you deserved it (50381)

On 05/24/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by groundedasfuck - United States (Alabama)

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

#17948173
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27224) - you deserved it (2191)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad hurt his back. He went to a physical therapist who gave him some exercises to do. I have to watch him lie on his back and air hump while groaning every hour on the hour for the next two weeks. FML

#12991728
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23060) - you deserved it (3934)

On 09/10/2010 at 4:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

#4343153
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59493) - you deserved it (2608)

On 08/06/2009 at 7:41pm - work - by smiletellsall (man) - United States (California)



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