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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 November 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 105255
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About piderman13 : I honestly think that most people can prevent almost any FML from happening. So everyone gets a YDI from me (;

email: jpblauert@yahoo.com

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Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (197970) - you deserved it (31454)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex and I was on top. I was really into it and in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said "oh, look at the time, I gotta get home". She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

#618347
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84554) - you deserved it (16052)

On 03/26/2009 at 4:37am - intimacy - by crap (man) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML

#304824
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75961) - you deserved it (7214)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML

#243465
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42545) - you deserved it (17698)

On 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by serverdessert - United States (Maryland)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63469) - you deserved it (28409)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)



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