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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2763
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About pichan : I'm just your average horn-driven teenager trying to grow up.

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Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

#17856112
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33166) - you deserved it (4460)

On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting sprayed by the rotating sprinklers along the street. As soon as I successfully passed the last sprinkler, a bus sped by me, hit a puddle, and covered me head to toe in muddy water. FML

Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML

#17855277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26318) - you deserved it (2260)

On 09/28/2011 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed into my car. Apparently the guy mowing the lawn lost control. My car wasn't parked by any grass. I need a new bumper. FML

#17855113
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24156) - you deserved it (1847)

On 09/28/2011 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31182) - you deserved it (5641)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

#17853519
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35937) - you deserved it (2896)

On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

#17852902
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25721) - you deserved it (7793)

On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML

#17851509
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20765) - you deserved it (3082)

On 09/27/2011 at 10:18pm - health - by MissPerspirent (woman) - Canada

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46568) - you deserved it (3585)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46568) - you deserved it (3585)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

#17845836
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23525) - you deserved it (3228)

On 09/27/2011 at 4:28am - health - by toughbf (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11957) - you deserved it (31115)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

#17843188
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16725) - you deserved it (27445)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:03pm - health - by Jesus (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

#17839732
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38220) - you deserved it (3142)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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