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by Sickofbeingsick / 10/01/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to an interview for a job at a company I've applied for numerous times this year. When I showed up at the interview room, I found it was a vacant office. I called and confirmed the address. I guess this was my hint to stop applying. FML
by lyssamarie316 / 09/30/2011 at 8:23pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by littlepsychgirl / 09/29/2011 at 4:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML
by Anonymous / 09/29/2011 at 1:44pm / United States / Work
by Help. / 09/29/2011 at 1:36pm / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull) / Miscellaneous
by Vxale / 09/29/2011 at 1:20pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by crushed / 09/29/2011 at 10:32am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML
by btchzloveit / 09/29/2011 at 8:27am / United States (Armed Forces Pacific) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/29/2011 at 5:46am / United States / Intimacy
Today, after being in the UK for 2 months, I learned that when saying, "I'm about to blow off and kill someone", to the British "blow off" means "fart." This was pointed out to me in an open-space office after a particularly loud rant. FML
by AngerManagement / 09/29/2011 at 4:04am / United Kingdom / Work
by danthecomplicate / 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML
by AngrySon / 09/28/2011 at 9:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML
by Unluckiest Guy of the group / 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
- Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini… Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the… Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he…