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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2818
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About pichan : I'm just your average horn-driven teenager trying to grow up.

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pichan's favorite FMLs

Today, while working in a jail, I had to tell an inmate arrested for domestic violence that no, he could not use his phone call to call me at home. FML

#17892282
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21872) - you deserved it (1890)

On 10/02/2011 at 11:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML

#17889582
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33997) - you deserved it (4299)

On 10/02/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by rufusthepenis - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

#17888720
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25162) - you deserved it (2963)

On 10/02/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by scared (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32883) - you deserved it (9229)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

#17884262
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31002) - you deserved it (2987)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML

#17884041
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33290) - you deserved it (4540)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:05am - intimacy - by therevsev - United States

Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10338) - you deserved it (34339)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

#17880810
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39412) - you deserved it (5084)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Patricia - United States (Texas)

Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML

#17880683
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27147) - you deserved it (10625)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm - kids - by kewtness_17 - United States (Texas)

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

#17880636
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37840) - you deserved it (2416)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

#17880636
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37840) - you deserved it (2416)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML

#17880531
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31760) - you deserved it (4181)

On 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm - misc - by FirstStringQB - United States (California)

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML

#17880531
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31760) - you deserved it (4181)

On 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm - misc - by FirstStringQB - United States (California)

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

#17878442
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18864) - you deserved it (8255)

On 10/01/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by soapy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

#17877731
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27386) - you deserved it (2602)

On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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