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pichan
  • Town/Country : London, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2140
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About pichan : I'm just your average horn-driven teenager trying to grow up.

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Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML

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109 comments

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On 12/10/2011 at 2:23am - intimacy - by HBC - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML

#18473863
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30807) - you deserved it (4364)

On 12/10/2011 at 2:23am - intimacy - by HBC - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML

#18473863
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30807) - you deserved it (4364)

On 12/10/2011 at 2:23am - intimacy - by HBC - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML

#18472242
113 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML

#18471784
264 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by queenlatifa101bebe (woman) - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

#18470751
52 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751
200 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

#18410529
217 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

#18409313
97 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that my hairdo must resemble a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML

#18408881
69 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
155 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
241 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

#18403998
216 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares" as he walked away chuckling. FML

#18400111
147 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML

#18398754
150 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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