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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3096
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About pichan : I'm just your average horn-driven teenager trying to grow up.

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2day it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went ome, in te mood for love. Te food poisoning from te restaurant ad a different idea. FML

#18694109
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28356) - you deserved it (2143)

On 01/03/2012 at 3:14am - love - by snarly1 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money 4 a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34088) - you deserved it (5287)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I Went On A First Date With A Guy I Really Like. He Brought Up That There Was A Person Staring At Us From A Nereby Table. That Person Was My Mom. FML

#18692571
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32875) - you deserved it (2220)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, ma grandmoter introducd me to er friends as er 16-year-old granddaugter "wo as never been kissd." FML

#18692493
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25255) - you deserved it (2754)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by cheese123 (woman) - United States

2day wile I was in te break room at work... one of my coworkers walkd in on me playing wit my animal crackers... complete wit animal noises. Now... te entre department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

#18687343
163 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she startd crying. Despite my pleas 4 her to stop an attempts to comfort her, she insistd that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
260 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29569) - you deserved it (7725)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I received frst pone call of te new year. It was te police station informing me tat elderly grandmoter as been arrested 4 indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32213) - you deserved it (2353)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46913) - you deserved it (3415)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Yesterday , while shopping at Wal-Mart , a guy grabbed mah butt. When I turned around to slap him , he shook his head , said "Nice ass but such an ugly face" , then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... My Wife Was About To Take A Shower...hen She Called Me Into The Bathroom. She Stripped Me Off And Pulled Me In With Her. As I Started To Get Into It... She Sighed... "Thank God. You Really Needed A Shower."

#18663523
84 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by mark - United States

Today, ma favorita fis did. To maka ting battar ma parant tougt to taka ma out to dinnar. Wa ata susi. raal FML

#18661224
148 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah mom askd ma to halp pick out cloths for mah grandma to waar in har caskat!! I didn't know sha'd did!! FML

#18646853
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33357) - you deserved it (2746)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by naomids (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out mah grlfriend starts fights with me over text cuz apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768
213 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I textd my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needd stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML

#18643236
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28572) - you deserved it (5023)

On 12/29/2011 at 10:48am - health - by OH COME ON (woman) - United States (New York)



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