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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2643
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About pichan : I'm just your average horn-driven teenager trying to grow up.

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Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML

#18694109
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27371) - you deserved it (2079)

On 01/03/2012 at 3:14am - love - by snarly1 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33930) - you deserved it (5272)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

#18692571
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32690) - you deserved it (2206)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML

#18692493
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25077) - you deserved it (2742)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by cheese123 (woman) - United States

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

#18687343
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12367) - you deserved it (32541)

On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43527) - you deserved it (7103)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29477) - you deserved it (7706)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32068) - you deserved it (2347)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46741) - you deserved it (3237)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31353) - you deserved it (7617)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my wife was about to take a shower, when she called me into the bathroom. She stripped me off and pulled me in with her. As I started to get into it, she sighed, "Thank god. You really needed a shower." FML

#18663523
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10115) - you deserved it (34626)

On 12/31/2011 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by mark - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

#18661224
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26247) - you deserved it (5945)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML

#18646853
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31516) - you deserved it (2616)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by naomids (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8943) - you deserved it (33644)

On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML

#18643236
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28401) - you deserved it (5012)

On 12/29/2011 at 10:48am - health - by OH COME ON (woman) - United States (New York)



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