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by James / 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Jessch15 / 01/13/2012 at 7:45am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
by sillvy / 01/13/2012 at 4:32am / United States / Love
by anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 12:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
by Fluffy / 01/11/2012 at 7:51am / United States (Indiana) / Health
by barface / 01/10/2012 at 9:52pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
by lions214 / 01/10/2012 at 8:40pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by Ixi_the_pixie / 01/06/2012 at 11:16am / United States / Health
Today, I had shelves installed using a builder who came highly recommended by my co-worker. Turns out the builder is her friend, who has no actual qualifications or experience as a builder, but 'it's his dream'. I now have a gaping hole in my kitchen where the shelves should be. FML
by neveragain89 / 01/05/2012 at 7:37pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was finishing running a mile, my entire class begun to cheer me on. I felt happy since I don't have many friends. Only when I got closer did I realize that they were cheering for the girl behind me, and in fact, not one person was cheering for me. FML
by silvernights21 / 01/05/2012 at 6:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by louise / 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Love
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
by lorahayes / 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
by Imgonnahaveabf / 01/05/2012 at 7:06am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
- Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software… Today, while begging my wife for sex for once, she told me she didn't have time. I said it wouldn't… Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on…
- Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…