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phucinthailand67
  • Town/Country : mesa, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 May 1994 (19 years)
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Today, I went to my cousin's communion. We came late and walked to the front of the church where my family was. Everyone stared and laughed but I ignored it. After the service was done my mom came up to me and pulled a long piece of toilet paper out of my skirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37612) - you deserved it (11182)

On 04/26/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by skjjj (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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On 04/25/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and busted my head on the floor. FML

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On 04/25/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by Clumsy (man) - United States (Florida)



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