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phreshboi
  • Town/Country : oakville, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 April 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1044
  • Number of comments : 262
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About phreshboi : ...IM from england but have no accent. I have moved to Canada when i was only nine months old. And yes thats me in the picture. like the killers music, coldplay, anything really, rap. only type of music a hate/dislike is country (reason: too slow, and voice of the singers)

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Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85399) - you deserved it (4086)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29410) - you deserved it (3255)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by ManInPain (man) - United States

Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied "No", he said "You mean you always look like that?" FML

#16740090 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (23268) - you deserved it (3599)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:38am - misc - by notastoner (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (11090) - you deserved it (30874)

On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479 (303)

I agree, your life sucks (36423) - you deserved it (3498)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476 (224)

I agree, your life sucks (39865) - you deserved it (4280)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

#15901266 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (8186) - you deserved it (34184)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on a walk when I ran into the woman whose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat, and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left, I said "You did a nice blow job!" FML

#14481844 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (16661) - you deserved it (9513)

On 01/06/2011 at 12:57am - intimacy - by babysitter (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

#14284666 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (26137) - you deserved it (5613)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132 (250)

I agree, your life sucks (44791) - you deserved it (7788)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (37865) - you deserved it (1612)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

#13823567 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (8546) - you deserved it (21560)

On 11/13/2010 at 2:21am - love - by looke27 - United States (California)

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

#13715432 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (21951) - you deserved it (3835)

On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (43530) - you deserved it (9219)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

#13442397 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (28500) - you deserved it (2244)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States



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