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photogirlinlove

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 427
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About photogirlinlove : Student in love with her long-term boyfriend, photography, baking, animals, music, video games, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Star Wars.

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Today, I got a job selling knives. I had training for 11 hours. At the end of the training session, the instructor promptly informed everyone that they had to pay $145 for a set of demo knives. I paid the $145. I went home and learned that it was a scam. I went back for a refund. They said no. FML

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424 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13495) - you deserved it (50116)

On 07/03/2009 at 2:19am - work - by Regina (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said "What are you baby-sitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47981) - you deserved it (12025)

On 06/29/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by merkris (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said "What are you baby-sitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

#3333969
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47981) - you deserved it (12025)

On 06/29/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by merkris (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11313) - you deserved it (50416)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying "I'm good" or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML

#1972272
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59345) - you deserved it (23527)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML

#1879175
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27712) - you deserved it (145512)

On 05/12/2009 at 6:05pm - health - by Loser (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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325 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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515 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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