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photogirlinlove

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 441
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About photogirlinlove : Student in love with her long-term boyfriend, photography, baking, animals, music, video games, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Star Wars.

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photogirlinlove's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70394) - you deserved it (3483)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27071) - you deserved it (7986)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

#18242868
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33258) - you deserved it (4372)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24095) - you deserved it (47006)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

#15905908
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30302) - you deserved it (7039)

On 04/24/2011 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

#15703960
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39516) - you deserved it (9273)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:46am - intimacy - by fuundmental/// - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

#15012596
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37146) - you deserved it (3994)

On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -

Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML

#14034563
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10168) - you deserved it (33198)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML

#13716759
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26122) - you deserved it (3912)

On 11/04/2010 at 5:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

#12396014
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33337) - you deserved it (3436)

On 08/08/2010 at 7:27pm - animals - by L.Lime05 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30607) - you deserved it (34616)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

#8407366
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8969) - you deserved it (41983)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML

#5789992
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13204) - you deserved it (52241)

On 10/12/2009 at 1:36am - animals - by bubbles (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my light saber'. FML

#4223881
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50665) - you deserved it (9573)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by dam01 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one ripe. My husband yelled "she likes to eat beans." FML

#3666100
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56677) - you deserved it (9654)

On 07/11/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by 1234 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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