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photogirlinlove
  • Town/Country : The Shire, Middle Earth
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 173
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About photogirlinlove : Pastry student in love with her long-term boyfriend, photography, cooking, animals, music, video games, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Star Wars. Also, I'm one of those rare people that actually enjoys reading.

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Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML

#20183421
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I agree, your life sucks (21464) - you deserved it (6059)

On 11/28/2012 at 11:33pm - love - by JStein (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML

#20183421
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21464) - you deserved it (6059)

On 11/28/2012 at 11:33pm - love - by JStein (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was rejected for a dream photography job that involves travelling all over the world, because according to the interviewer, half the photos in my nature portfolio were "blatantly photoshopped." I guess reality isn't realistic enough for some people. FML

#20175687
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On 11/23/2012 at 8:29pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

#20165510
121 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, it was my 2 year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML

#20120587
171 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 1:16am - love - by Marie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

#20068529
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On 09/12/2012 at 3:03am - kids - by AGeeksWife (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my husband and I were watching Lord of the Rings. My husband told me he sees the eye of Sauron every time he goes down on me. FML

#19986172
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On 07/26/2012 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by LOTRfail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML

#19751282
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On 06/07/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Rohirus (man) - Sweden

Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML

#19731019
210 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States

Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML

#19592070
121 comments

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On 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm - animals - by gl0b3suck0r (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
155 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

#18845928
167 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

#18808709
115 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 8:24pm - misc - by 2gewd4u - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

#18808709
115 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 8:24pm - misc - by 2gewd4u - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
137 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)



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