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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 January 2001 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 19764
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About phoneaddict13 : hi! I love playing tennis, reading, eating, sleeping and getting hooked on every tv show that I watch. I'm a proud jew who lives in Israel and I love animals
p.s. have a good day♥

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Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway". Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML


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On 10/02/2015 at 6:22am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, after months of running up four flights of stairs to what I thought was the only male restroom in the building, I found another one. It's always been just around the corner from my desk. FML

Today, I saw my ex boyfriend walking down the street in my direction. I've put on a bunch of weight since we broke up, so I turned to look in the nearest shop window, hoping he wouldn't notice. Unfortunately he did see me, looking straight at a KFC. FML


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On 10/01/2015 at 8:16am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I started my new job. Not even 2 hours in did some old man ask me where I live, what's my number, and if I was interested in being with him and his friends. This guy is at least over 50 and works with me. I left my old job because some old men kept asking the same things. FML

Today, my dog was all over me, and I couldn't help but notice she kept sniffing towards my boobs. Turns out, she wasn't there to get love from me. She was there for a piece of food that I didn't notice had fallen in my bra. FML


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On 10/01/2015 at 6:41am - animals - by FereldonBorn (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my friend to come sit next to me in class. I pulled out the chair next to me. Coincidentally, she started to sit at that same moment. Now both she and my teacher are convinced I did it on purpose, and they want to have a talk with my parents. FML


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On 10/01/2015 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I met my boyfriend's other girlfriend. She then informed me that he has a wife, and that they have an open relationship. Thanks for keeping me in the loop, honey. FML


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On 10/01/2015 at 1:56am - love - by areyoukiddingme - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was supposed to start my new job. I had forgotten I had a doctor's appointment, so I called work early and told them I wouldn't be able to start until tomorrow. My boss then terminated my employment. I got fired before I even started. FML


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On 09/30/2015 at 9:42pm - work - by No Job - United States (Louisiana)

Today, for the first time this semester, I was able to get parking in time for my Wednesday class. The professor was sick and class was cancelled. FML


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On 09/30/2015 at 1:16pm - work - by college parking sucks (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I made some brownies to take over to my dad's place for his party. He started yelling at me when I told him I'd added a special ingredient for taste, demanding to know what I had slipped them. Cinnamon. It was cinnamon. FML

Today, my mom was watching me during my Taekwondo lessons. She was yelling at me to focus on my own work and to quit hanging out with the little kids. I'm the instructor. FML


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On 09/29/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML


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On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after weeks of searching, I finally found the wedding dress of my dreams. Too bad it was in the form of a download for The Sims. FML


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On 09/29/2015 at 10:58am - misc - by Anna (woman) - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)

Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML


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On 09/29/2015 at 9:21am - kids - by Thatguynoonelikes - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at 8:00am, I walked into the kitchen and stubbed my toe. That's quite a normal occurrence, but this time, I stubbed it on my drunk, passed out, 53-year-old father's forehead. He's mad at me now and has cancelled my allowance. I'm 23. FML


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On 09/28/2015 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anon - Canada (Alberta)

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