Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

phoneaddict13

Online | Search for a member

phoneaddict13

57Fucked!

phoneaddict13phoneaddict13
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 January 2001 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 21131
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About phoneaddict13 : hi! I love playing tennis, reading, eating, sleeping and getting hooked on every tv show that I watch. I'm a proud jew who lives in Israel and I love animals
p.s. have a good day♥

phoneaddict13's page activity

Visits<b>badassmf1234</b> - 16 hours ago<b>agostina_mc</b> - 16 hours ago<b>Jonsey21</b> - 21 hours ago<b>Tripartita</b> - 22 hours ago<b>TheBlackMagister</b> - yesterday at 1:26pm<b>billboob</b> - yesterday at 11:10am<b>arano</b> - yesterday at 11:01am<b>sdlr32787</b> - yesterday at 10:40am<b>MisterEx</b> - yesterday at 5:35am<b>awesomeamandas</b> - yesterday at 1:41am<b>lkah</b> - yesterday at 1:04am<b>TheOneButNotOnly</b> - yesterday at 9:31pm<b>Rebecca_917</b> - yesterday at 7:03pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - yesterday at 4:10pm<b>Miss_Chevious</b> - yesterday at 3:45pm<b>thunderniron</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 7:05pm<b>Avi8r</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 1:55pm<b>lightning20</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 1:36pm

Fucked!<b>arano</b> - 22 hours ago<b>awesomeamandas</b> - yesterday at 7:41am<b>R_Horsefeet</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 6:20pm<b>thunderniron</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 12:14am<b>RukiaK1</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 3:43am<b>JusstJef</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 4:15pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 7:46pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 3:35pm<b>Avi8r</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 9:48pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 12:31pm<b>laurellkawes</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 3:40am<b>terryaly</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 4:51am<b>SerendipitousKey</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 1:03pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 5:56am<b>doge_ram</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 1:05am<b>samrompain</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 12:48am<b>Kuibe</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 7:22pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 6:07am

phoneaddict13's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of phoneaddict13's badges

phoneaddict13's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

#21503523
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29014) - you deserved it (2402)

On 12/14/2015 at 2:29am - love - by Haitwun (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents decided that the best way to save money was to dilute everything we drank with water. Only one more year of watered down soda and juice to go. FML

#21503382
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20695) - you deserved it (2227)

On 12/13/2015 at 7:15pm - misc - by BasicallySodaFlavoredWater (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was heading home after getting off work at 5 in the morning, when a deer slid out in front of my car. Not jumped. Slid. Thanks, winter. FML

#21503222
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21862) - you deserved it (1431)

On 12/13/2015 at 7:45am - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I discovered that I've spent so much time playing Sudoku in the bathroom at work that I've trained myself to need to pee whenever I open the app. FML

#21503111
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19386) - you deserved it (5476)

On 12/12/2015 at 11:40pm - misc - by sudoku_fiend - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my step mom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a step mom. FML

#21502978
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22970) - you deserved it (1966)

On 12/12/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML

#21502954
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19950) - you deserved it (6614)

On 12/12/2015 at 2:41pm - work - by Ihadnoidea (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was given the following pearls of wisdom: "My grandmother always told me, if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Anyway, she was a cunt and so are you." Thanks, dad. Thanks. FML

#21502783
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20187) - you deserved it (1954)

On 12/11/2015 at 11:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML

#21502633
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19891) - you deserved it (4205)

On 12/11/2015 at 3:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML

#21502177
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22437) - you deserved it (2324)

On 12/10/2015 at 7:34am - misc - by MiceMiles (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML

#21502145
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21345) - you deserved it (1546)

On 12/10/2015 at 3:19am - love - by Anonymous - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, my mom told me that when I choked on a tortilla chip yesterday, she was seriously planning on cutting my neck open and sticking a straw in it if I didn't stop, because she saw someone do it on 'E.R.'. Now I'm scared to have an emergency around her. FML

Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML

#21501454
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20587) - you deserved it (1536)

On 12/08/2015 at 11:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I got fired from my job because I closed the store 84 seconds early. They found out because the state manager was sitting across the street with binoculars watching me. FML

#21501348
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25489) - you deserved it (3601)

On 12/08/2015 at 1:17am - work - by unemployed-dude - Australia (Victoria)

Today, someone finally got the guts to punch my extremely rude mother in the face. My wife. FML

Today, my cat managed to digest some of the grass she ate. This makes her poop come out daisy-chained, and sometimes leaves a piece dangling from her ass on a string of grass. Then she runs around like crazy until it falls off, if possible on my bed. I had to catch her and pull it out by hand. FML



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: