Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

phoneaddict13

Offline (4 hours ago) | Search for a member

phoneaddict13

57Fucked!

phoneaddict13phoneaddict13
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 January 2001 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 21223
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About phoneaddict13 : hi! I love playing tennis, reading, eating, sleeping and getting hooked on every tv show that I watch. I'm a proud jew who lives in Israel and I love animals
p.s. have a good day♥

phoneaddict13's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - 12 hours ago<b>single_20</b> - 17 hours ago<b>Jonsey21</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 11:37pm<b>badassmf1234</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 10:59pm<b>agostina_mc</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 10:28pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 4:34pm<b>TheBlackMagister</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 1:26pm<b>billboob</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 11:10am<b>arano</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 11:01am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 10:40am<b>MisterEx</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 5:35am<b>awesomeamandas</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 1:41am<b>lkah</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 1:04am<b>TheOneButNotOnly</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 9:31pm<b>Rebecca_917</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 7:03pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 4:10pm<b>Miss_Chevious</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 3:45pm<b>thunderniron</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 7:05pm

Fucked!<b>arano</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 5:01pm<b>awesomeamandas</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 7:41am<b>R_Horsefeet</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 6:20pm<b>thunderniron</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 12:14am<b>RukiaK1</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 3:43am<b>JusstJef</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 4:15pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 7:46pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 3:35pm<b>Avi8r</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 9:48pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 12:31pm<b>laurellkawes</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 3:40am<b>terryaly</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 4:51am<b>SerendipitousKey</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 1:03pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 5:56am<b>doge_ram</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 1:05am<b>samrompain</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 12:48am<b>Kuibe</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 7:22pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 6:07am

phoneaddict13's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of phoneaddict13's badges

phoneaddict13's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

#21512916
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18302) - you deserved it (4278)

On 01/08/2016 at 4:57pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

#21512914
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23580) - you deserved it (2096)

On 01/08/2016 at 4:48pm - love - by fuglymug (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

#21512889
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11402) - you deserved it (19100)

On 01/08/2016 at 3:33pm - love - by hatemylifelol - United States (Michigan)

Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML

#21512854
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22936) - you deserved it (3218)

On 01/08/2016 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I had to explain to my friend that a blue raspberry is not a blackberry, and that blue raspberry is an artificial flavor, not a fruit. This explanation took much longer than it should have. FML

#21512826
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19666) - you deserved it (2068)

On 01/08/2016 at 11:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

#21512660
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19480) - you deserved it (5022)

On 01/07/2016 at 9:08pm - misc - by AccidentalFlasher (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after waiting in front of a washroom stall for 20 minutes to take a dump, I finally realized that the "person" in the stall was just a pair of shoes. FML

#21512486
59 comments

Today, I hate my distant visiting family so much that after work I take a detour and sit in my car on an adjacent street, contemplating reasons not to go home. FML

Today, my 4 year old's heavily pregnant teacher pulled me aside and asked me to talk to my son about "boundaries". Apparently, he asked her if she was going to "boobie feed" him and listed a few reasons why she should and why formula is bad, in front of the entire class. FML

Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML

#21511346
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20698) - you deserved it (1758)

On 01/04/2016 at 10:14am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

#21511306
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20178) - you deserved it (2051)

On 01/04/2016 at 6:18am - health - by tessisue - Germany

Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML

#21511250
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21981) - you deserved it (2268)

On 01/04/2016 at 1:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I texted her over the course of our relationship. My office, the bars I like to go to, favorite restaurants, my mom's place, my place, my penis, etc. FML

#21511030
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21665) - you deserved it (3886)

On 01/03/2016 at 3:02pm - intimacy - by ywouldudomelikethat (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML

#21511005
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13777) - you deserved it (16154)

On 01/03/2016 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Oops - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the reason my soda always tastes funny is because my fiancé likes to mix different flavors together to see if I'll notice. FML

#21510957
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17605) - you deserved it (1952)

On 01/03/2016 at 11:15am - misc - by NAT - United States (South Carolina)



FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: