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About phoneaddict13 : hi! I love playing tennis, reading, eating, sleeping and getting hooked on every tv show that I watch. I'm a proud jew who lives in Israel and I love animals
p.s. have a good day♥
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Today, after telling audience of preschoolers and parents that I'd been performing magic since I was a kid looool in 1995, a 4-year-old got more laughter and applause than I did in entire act by gasping, "1995? You should be dead by now!" FML
Today, I ad to sit in a tree-seat truck between my dad an is best friend on a 4-our trip to Detroit. It was great, besides tere incessant crude jokes an stories, including cafing ball sacks, an naming tere new radio station, "Cicks Wit Dicks Radio." FML
Today, my teacer took my test along wit anoter student's and gave us bot a zero. Wy? Because we bot ave colds soen we breate troug our nose it makes a sniffle noise. Se tougt we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. mega FML
Today,hile in-laws were visiting , two-year old accidentally pushd the door wide openhile I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughd , took out her cell phone , snappd a picture of me and postd it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML
Yesterday, I Had My 18th Birthday Party. At Midnight, Three Police Officers Showd Up At My Door And Askd If They Could Look Around. Were We Doing Anything Bad? Nope. My Friends Suck At Parking. Before They Left, The Officers Said That This Was The Most Tond Down Party They'd Seen In Yeres. FML
Today , I took the biggest , most excruciatingly painful crap of my life!! It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards!! Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around an post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)"!! mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015