Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

phoneaddict13

Online | Search for a member

phoneaddict13

15Liked!

phoneaddict13phoneaddict13
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 January 2001 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11746
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About phoneaddict13 : hi! I love playing tennis, reading, eating, sleeping and getting hooked on every tv show that I watch. I'm a proud jew who lives in Israel and I love animals
p.s. have a good day♥

phoneaddict13's page activity

Visits<b>TheBelt</b> - 21 hours ago<b>Larissa24</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 1:24am<b>serslybro</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 2:03am<b>melons</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 8:14pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 8:11pm<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 10:12pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 5:54pm<b>Sethan01</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 4:58pm<b>thisguy24f</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 6:12pm<b>Marcelb</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 1:50pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 1:39pm<b>countryrose92</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 11:03pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 10:05pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 5:29pm<b>hugozac88</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 12:01am<b>expertsmilee</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 6:02pm<b>kct101</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 12:35pm<b>jelrid</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 3:26pm

Liked!<b>serslybro</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 7:03am<b>Sethan01</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 9:58pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 7:02pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 3:22am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 12:25am<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 3:53pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 10:49am<b>137113715</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 9:47am<b>DanboiRowe</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 7:44pm<b>RA91</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 12:50am<b>rjc490</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 5:07am<b>kakaylaa</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 5:53am<b>Hunter4413</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 3:40am<b>devildog562</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 10:39pm<b>christiancrew</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 4:57am

phoneaddict13's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

See all of phoneaddict13's badges

phoneaddict13's favorite FMLs

Today, after telling audience of preschoolers and parents that I'd been performing magic since I was a kid looool in 1995, a 4-year-old got more laughter and applause than I did in entire act by gasping, "1995? You should be dead by now!" FML

#21380814
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25605) - you deserved it (2497)

On 03/24/2015 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , my husband used the vacuum cleaner. Proud of him 4 this first-ever initiative , I congratulated him. His second initiative was to stick the nozzle on my ass , yelling , "Liposuction!" FML

#21380706
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27882) - you deserved it (4570) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/24/2015 at 8:58am - love - by chassezlenaturel (woman) - Belgium

Today, I ad to sit in a tree-seat truck between my dad an is best friend on a 4-our trip to Detroit. It was great, besides tere incessant crude jokes an stories, including cafing ball sacks, an naming tere new radio station, "Cicks Wit Dicks Radio." FML

#21380298
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23240) - you deserved it (2287)

On 03/23/2015 at 7:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my teacer took my test along wit anoter student's and gave us bot a zero. Wy? Because we bot ave colds soen we breate troug our nose it makes a sniffle noise. Se tougt we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. mega FML

#21380083
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36208) - you deserved it (2226)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to mah boyfriend of 4 yeres an apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33656) - you deserved it (2478)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today,hile in-laws were visiting , two-year old accidentally pushd the door wide openhile I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughd , took out her cell phone , snappd a picture of me and postd it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

#21379759
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30074) - you deserved it (3032)

On 03/22/2015 at 9:58pm - kids - by Mary C. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I Had My 18th Birthday Party. At Midnight, Three Police Officers Showd Up At My Door And Askd If They Could Look Around. Were We Doing Anything Bad? Nope. My Friends Suck At Parking. Before They Left, The Officers Said That This Was The Most Tond Down Party They'd Seen In Yeres. FML

#21379703
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26648) - you deserved it (18)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:20pm - misc - by dicedicebaby - United States (Ohio)

Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

#21379638
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23940) - you deserved it (7469)

On 03/22/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by waxer150 - United States (Ohio)

a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and , ( never seeing a nipple ) . I have three looool . FML

#21379555
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25547) - you deserved it (2513)

On 03/22/2015 at 3:51pm - health - by uhoh.. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I took the biggest , most excruciatingly painful crap of my life!! It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards!! Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around an post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)"!! mega FML

#21379420
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29438) - you deserved it (3522)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant . She looool decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor . FML

#21379171
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28284) - you deserved it (2278)

On 03/21/2015 at 10:27pm - health - by ellabellabooboo - New Zealand (Auckland)

TODAY, MY FATHER DECIDD IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE ME THE SEX TALK, AT TARGET, AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS!! FML

#21379134
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (254) - you deserved it (2420)

On 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by tobuscus9412 - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I was at Mandarin teacher's house. I had diarrhoea an had to go to the toilet. My mum textd me while I was still in the toilet saying... ( We all heard you ). FML

#21378919
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27058) - you deserved it (2232)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:47pm - misc - by poop - United Kingdom (London, City of)

yesterday because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack... I had a panic attack. Then... the panic attack causd me to have a real asthma attack. fat FML

#21378889
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27628) - you deserved it (3577)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING CHARADA WITH MAH BOYFRIAND AND FAMILY. THA ANSWAR WAS "BACKONING" SO I ACTAD IT OUT WITH A "COMA HARA" GASTURA. HA LOOKAD CONFUSAD FOR A SACOND, THAN BLURTAD OUT "FINGARING?"

#21378887
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28372) - you deserved it (3405)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:12am - misc - by ajodasdojsad (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: