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by anonymous / 09/09/2013 at 4:16pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by pandora / 06/13/2012 at 5:08am / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML
by Nicoli / 11/10/2011 at 1:22pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I went out for dinner with my parents where they asked me if I was still dating my boyfriend so I answered no. They quickly responded by saying, "Oh so you finally got rid of that douchebag? It's not like he was getting anywhere in life anyways." I answered no because he's my fiancé now. FML
by NewFiancee / 08/10/2009 at 8:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stopped for a break on the sidewalk of an overpass, taking in the view of the beautiful hills. I was approached by a cop, who said to me: "Ma'am, I know your life is crap right now, but I'm sure it'll get better. Please don't jump." FML
by Liz / 07/01/2009 at 1:41pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her "that guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, thats my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said "EW." FML
by uglyswimmer / 04/22/2009 at 9:58pm / United States (New York) / Love
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