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phoebe777
  • Town/Country : North muskegon, Michigan
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 November 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 70
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About phoebe777 : I love to sing and play soccer.. and i love to txt ..

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Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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On 02/18/2013 at 2:11pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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On 02/16/2013 at 12:27am - intimacy - by uhoh (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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