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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 595
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About phinsa123 : About me? I'm kind of an enigma. Not quite jock, not quite nerd, not quite band geek, and not quite hardcore gamer. I'm like the Red Mage of Final Fantasy, sort of playing it safe and being mediocre at everything. On FML I play the role of the observer, primarily because I don't want to get involved with flame wars, and partially because I'm too lazy to register my email XD and ps amo mi novia

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, while working at a children's day camp, one of the kids who is allergic to peanuts went into anaphylactic shock. I ran and grabbed the boys eppe pen. I was holding it backwards so the injection went into my hand, causing me to pass out and both of us to be rushed to hospital. FML

#1926595
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23942) - you deserved it (51109)

On 05/14/2009 at 10:11am - work - by MC (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML

#1250715
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17479) - you deserved it (86874)

On 04/23/2009 at 7:42am - intimacy - by waitforit (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML

#1182028
644 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50303) - you deserved it (29301)

On 04/21/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

#574471
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (248728) - you deserved it (41999)

On 03/24/2009 at 11:41am - love - by Kaeyne (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

#162461
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (154997) - you deserved it (13856)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)



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