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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 477
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About phinsa123 : About me? I'm kind of an enigma. Not quite jock, not quite nerd, not quite band geek, and not quite hardcore gamer. I'm like the Red Mage of Final Fantasy, sort of playing it safe and being mediocre at everything. On FML I play the role of the observer, primarily because I don't want to get involved with flame wars, and partially because I'm too lazy to register my email XD and ps amo mi novia

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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phinsa123's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

#18004250
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41851) - you deserved it (3415)

On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36325) - you deserved it (5500)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33614) - you deserved it (47614)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML

#14605764
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48264) - you deserved it (3669)

On 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
457 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66620) - you deserved it (3501)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML

#13442740
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33527) - you deserved it (2719)

On 10/14/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by tman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37036) - you deserved it (3460)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

#12822018
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39003) - you deserved it (14735)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25080) - you deserved it (3444)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61004) - you deserved it (3001)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24995) - you deserved it (6458)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, we got our results for our final grade English paper on which I worked my butt off on, and also which I let my best-friend copy off from. I received a E- and two detentions for plagiarism. My friend got a A minus. All she said was "oh well, at least you tried your best". FML

#6225217
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11461) - you deserved it (44102)

On 11/09/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by fuck_thisshit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

#5974378
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32417) - you deserved it (8622)

On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

#5466637
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32721) - you deserved it (15035)

On 09/25/2009 at 2:16pm - love - by looking (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I hired a private investigator to find out if my wife of 15 years is cheating on me with my brother. I don't know what's worse, that she is cheating on me, or that instead of cheating with my brother she's cheating with my brother's wife. FML

#5151842
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52129) - you deserved it (4757)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:20pm - love - by nick2.0 (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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