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philipino

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 September 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4683
  • Number of comments : 178
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About philipino : I'm really sarcastic, and I play soccer and basketball.

Surprise I'm bi and goodbye

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philipino's favorite FMLs

Yesterday, I had mah last orchestra concert and had a large solo!! My dad came to watch and record it; however, the whole time he recorded another girl, thinking it was me!! FML

#20728759
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44849) - you deserved it (2947)

On 06/16/2013 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, MAH SON VISITED FIR THE FRST TIME IN THREE YEARS, ASKING TO STAY AHILE. IT TURNS OUT HE INSULTED SOMEONE ONLINE AND GAVE HIS ADDRESS IN CASE THEY WANTED TO FIGHT HIM. THEY ACCEPTED THE OFFER, AND SO MAH SON'S IMAGINARY MUAY THAI SKILLS WENT AWOL, ALONG WITH HIS TESTICLES. REAL FML

#20726002
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41442) - you deserved it (4405)

On 06/14/2013 at 6:12pm - kids - by I fathered a pussy. (man) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday Mah Boyfriend Threw Out Mah Old Voicemail Recorder, Thinking It Was Junk . My Father Passd Away Yeres Ago . I Kept A Recording Of The Last Voicemail He'd Left Me On It So I'd Alway Remember His Voice . FML

#20718168
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76399) - you deserved it (3854)

On 06/10/2013 at 7:35pm - misc - by Upset (woman) - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We'd been talking about the movehere you pick a girl up and kiss, and how romantic that would be, so we decided to try it. When he picked me up, my head slammed against his ceiling fan. FML

Today, mah boyfriend and I watched the new movie "The Purge." After the movie, I jokingly asked him that if the U.S. had such a purge in real life, would he participate, and who would he kill first. Without missing a beat, he said, "you." FML

#20714140
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41210) - you deserved it (8081)

On 06/08/2013 at 7:43pm - misc - by purged (woman) - United States (Virginia)

I walked in on mah dad masturbating to a nude photo of mah mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

#20713899
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68898) - you deserved it (12982)

On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, as I was getting out of mah car, an old an obese lady walked up to me an called me an ( inconsiderate heartless bitch ) for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see mah wheelchair.

#20698730
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61271) - you deserved it (3025)

On 06/01/2013 at 2:21am - misc - by regstl - United States (Oregon)

Today , I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined , an I had to stand an watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was ( God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking. ) fat FML

#20698637
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68229) - you deserved it (19326)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at karate, sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

#20698551
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57949) - you deserved it (4864)

On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mrror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" an then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56176) - you deserved it (4374)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was told that I don't meet the minimum requrements for a job I applid for. I currently hold the same job , at the same facility , but just wantd a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualifid for the job I've had for 2 and a half yeres. FML

#20611147
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48033) - you deserved it (3377)

On 04/21/2013 at 6:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my crew was called out to do some house maintenance. We were nearly done, when someone had the goddamned fucking brilliant idea of washing plaster off there hands in the kitchen sink, which clogged the pipes. Instead of getting paid, we now owe 4 damages. FML

#20607182
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41969) - you deserved it (5092)

On 04/20/2013 at 10:26am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my crew was called out to do some house maintenance. We were nearly done, when someone had the goddamned fucking brilliant idea of washing plaster off there hands in the kitchen sink, which clogged the pipes. Instead of getting paid, we now owe 4 damages. FML

#20607182
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41969) - you deserved it (5092)

On 04/20/2013 at 10:26am - work - by Anonymous - United States



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