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by NestHead / 10/01/2013 at 1:32pm / Russian Federation (Moscow City) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to pizza hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML
by hmmm / 10/01/2013 at 8:32am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Love
by whatdoesitmatter / 10/01/2013 at 6:47am / India (Tamil Nadu) / Intimacy
Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML
by novapine / 10/01/2013 at 4:34am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in an Austrian bar, making polite conversation in my broken German with a slightly odd middle-aged man. He said, winking, that he was near to his pension. I smiled and nodded, thinking he was talking about retirement. My friend later informed me that 'pension' is German for 'apartment'. Ew. FML
by Anonymous / 10/01/2013 at 3:30am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
by 3 More Months / 09/30/2013 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Work
by Christian / 09/28/2013 at 11:21am / United States / Love
by wombats / 09/28/2013 at 10:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, my 5-year-old daughter pointed at my 6-year-old son's crotch and boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML
by SerenityJ / 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, some asshat chewed me out over a 10 cent late fine he was charged on his library card. When I tried to explain the fine to him, he started mimicking me. Finally, as he chucked a dime at my head before storming out, I saw the glint of a Rolex watch from beneath his power suit. FML
by DimeShapedBruise / 09/24/2013 at 2:14am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by theynamedmeluke / 09/23/2013 at 6:49pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/23/2013 at 2:06pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by poor teacher / 09/23/2013 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by BeautifulChaos27 / 09/17/2013 at 7:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
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