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philipino

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 September 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4682
  • Number of comments : 178
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About philipino : I'm really sarcastic, and I play soccer and basketball.

Surprise I'm bi and goodbye

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philipino's favorite FMLs

Today, mah boyfriend wrote me a long poem that endd with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwd yur sister". FML

#21014860
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51062) - you deserved it (4187)

On 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by notakeeper - United States (Florida)

YESTERDAY WHEN I AM ASKED TO DO SOMETHING AN I DON'T DO IT IMMEDIATELY, MAH MOTHER THREATENS TO "TWERK" IN FRONT OF MAH FRIENDS. FML

#21014763
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43021) - you deserved it (8422)

On 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by FMLPLZ (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, strict Christian mother walkd into room just after I'd finishd masturbating . Although dressd, I was still holding the usd tissue, which she noticd . Having to think looool fast to disguise ded and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow nose with the spunky tissue . FML

#21009159
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50710) - you deserved it (26330)

On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today... I am sitting next to a guy who very clerely has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML

#21006067
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45158) - you deserved it (2779)

On 12/26/2013 at 11:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I watchd "Time of the Doctor" and I'm pretty sure my love of Doctor Who slitherd out through my ear and shamefully lodgd itself in the darkest corner of the room, crying. real FML

#21005939
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31076) - you deserved it (7972)

On 12/26/2013 at 7:08am - love - by anon - Australia

Yesterday... my mum an I were referred to as "ladies". I'm happy 4 her... since she always complains about looking masculine. However... I would still like to be called a gentleman... seeing as how I am one. FML

#21000124
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41600) - you deserved it (3357)

On 12/21/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by FML (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my boyfriend said e was in love wit my best friend instead of me. I wouldn't be so upset if it wasn't te tird boyfriend in a row tis appened wit. mega FML

#20997702
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51930) - you deserved it (4491)

On 12/19/2013 at 1:13am - love - by hot_friend (woman) - United States

Today I recieved a poorly-written letter from mah asshole nieghbor in which he threatened to ( sew ) me cuz mah dog shat on his lawn again . I went over asked if he needed some wool fir his sewing an told him to looool stop bieng an idiot . Now he's apparently hring a lawyer fir real . FML

#20981890
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40177) - you deserved it (22336)

On 12/05/2013 at 5:26pm - misc - by possibly a sweater (man) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, my dad is forcing me to go shopping with him tomorrow 4 Black Friday, because he's convinced that my martial arts classes will come in handy when people "inevitably" try to beat the shit out of us in the rush 4 cheap stuff. FML

#20973740
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39052) - you deserved it (3325)

On 11/28/2013 at 2:13pm - misc - by fuck me (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of mah foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around , wondering wat mah life would've been like if mah parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven , long-lost ghostly foreskin? mega FML

#20972170
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31168) - you deserved it (14771)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, parants kickad ma out of tha housa bacausa thay wara having a party. Thay gava ma twanty bucks to go saa a movia. Wall, tha movia andad pratty quick, but tha trauma of saaing parants in a swingars' orgy will taka soma tima gatting ovar. FML

#20969815
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67260) - you deserved it (5592)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Taday my fater took revenge on me 4 bankrupting im in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consistd of aving a truckload of sand dumpd in my driveway wile I was at work. FML

#20966996
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39684) - you deserved it (3325)

On 11/22/2013 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out tat ma roommate secretly edited a paper I wrote an recently turned in, so tat it repeatedly refers to te famed autor "Kneel Gayman." I'm positive tat's not ow it's spelled. FML

#20958782
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32871) - you deserved it (2916)

On 11/15/2013 at 3:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

yesterday my mum staggerd ome, piss drunk. Wen I trid to walk er to er room, se sovd me away and cursd at me fir being a "goody two-soes". Se ten slurrd "I fuckd your mum", and informd me tat my mum is a skank. Tat's good to know, mum.

#20958646
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42052) - you deserved it (2857)

On 11/15/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by mummer11 (woman) - Ireland



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