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philipino

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 September 1999 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2000
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About philipino : I'm really sarcastic, and I play soccer and basketball.

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Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

#19106653
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13924) - you deserved it (29447)

On 02/18/2012 at 10:49am - love - by sandysmith - United States

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

#19103032
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29681) - you deserved it (7436)

On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I dropped my bag to run after my two year old who had bolted in the parking lot. Once he was in his seat, I got in and drove away. I felt two large thumps as I drove over my own iPad, cellphone and wallet. FML

#19093347
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27521) - you deserved it (13230)

On 02/16/2012 at 1:36pm - kids - by ray - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML

#19079229
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24375) - you deserved it (1796)

On 02/14/2012 at 8:28pm - kids - by MC Turtledick - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

#19059244
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9698) - you deserved it (73820)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

#18961286
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26569) - you deserved it (2671)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm - health - by louie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML

#18960811
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29093) - you deserved it (2001)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm - work - by hastobeajoke (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

#18939799
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24756) - you deserved it (3090)

On 01/29/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by honey soy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML

#18929517
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26306) - you deserved it (2204)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by jaycee (woman) - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML

#18927532
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30087) - you deserved it (2745)

On 01/27/2012 at 6:52pm - love - by Cheating (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my roommate did his laundry. Unfortunately, he didn't check his pockets before he washed them. There's now sticky, melted gum all over the washer and I'm left to clean it up. FML

#18926835
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20008) - you deserved it (1900)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:32pm - misc - by StickySituations (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML

#18886629
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24975) - you deserved it (2205)

On 01/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by michellenKG (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

#18880094
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24535) - you deserved it (3592)

On 01/22/2012 at 1:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML

#18877694
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29804) - you deserved it (4774)

On 01/22/2012 at 4:12am - love - by sisco2901 (man) - Slovakia (Nitra)

Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML

#18875676
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26568) - you deserved it (1899)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:23pm - health - by Boo Boo (woman) - United States (Florida)



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