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by afraidtoburn / 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by baconandkittens / 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML
by eldar90 / 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm / Israel / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 7:30am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 3:40am / United States (New York) / Health
by wobble... / 02/23/2012 at 6:29am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by SmallTownCutie / 02/22/2012 at 10:49pm / Health
Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 2:55pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Gavin / 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Intimacy
by Gabi / 02/20/2012 at 9:23am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
by queenbee12345678 / 02/19/2012 at 2:29pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
by LadyGore / 02/19/2012 at 10:30am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/19/2012 at 6:17am / United States / Transportation
Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML
by district12 / 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Health
by anonymous / 02/18/2012 at 5:07pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money
- Today, I’m an au pair. The little boy that I take care of announced during a family dinner that I… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…