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About philipino : How's it going? My humor was shaped by this site, so I'm a very sarcastic person in real life. I've been here for 3 or 4 years. I play basketball, soccer, and sometimes I like to draw. I don't comment too much because I can't think of a lot of clever things to say. You should go to listen to Imagine Dragons. Bowties are cool, 8/22/13
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Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML
Friday 6 December 2013