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by Epiphany / 07/19/2012 at 5:01am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 07/19/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by moodyreallyrocks / 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by tagteam / 07/05/2012 at 12:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML
by BloodFaerie / 06/30/2012 at 2:49am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by MeanMother / 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/17/2012 at 12:53am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Steve / 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML
by Bishop / 06/06/2012 at 10:19am / Transportation
Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML
by Monsieur-Madame / 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Love
Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML
by Getmeout / 05/31/2012 at 2:50am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Brax / 05/30/2012 at 5:46am / United States / Intimacy
by maggierose171 / 05/19/2012 at 11:08am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by themcdave / 05/19/2012 at 4:03am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Work
Today, I found out that a family member found a publisher for his book; his badly written, terribly sourced, historically inaccurate book that insults and misrepresents most world cultures and religions. If this actually makes it to print, I'll never be able to use my maiden name again. FML
by AmatureLitCritic / 05/14/2012 at 3:37am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my dog ran out into the middle of the street. A car was coming so I ran out to grab my dog.… Today, I was supposed to get my birth certificate and social security number in the mail. The same… Today, as i was wrestling my girlfriend, i had told her I'd go really easy on her because i did not…