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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 September 1999 (16 years)
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About philipino : I play soccer and I'm gay

I'm Black, Scottish, Norwegian, and Filipino

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Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30087) - you deserved it (3089)

On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -

Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (81567) - you deserved it (9542)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38780) - you deserved it (6216)

On 10/08/2012 at 10:07am - intimacy - by bucollegegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11367) - you deserved it (29198)

On 09/30/2012 at 1:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13930) - you deserved it (48293)

On 09/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64411) - you deserved it (3462)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23392) - you deserved it (4709)

On 09/07/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to a theme park. The first ride I went on broke down just as my cart reached the highest point. I had a nice view of my loving family laughing at me while management failed to fix the rollercoaster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22617) - you deserved it (1807)

On 09/07/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35889) - you deserved it (1828)

On 08/24/2012 at 12:08am - health - by Neurocardiogenic Syncope - Canada

Today, while working at the pet store, I had to feed the snakes. I'd thawed too many mice, so instead of wasting one, I fed it to our turtles. They decided to play tug of war with it, ripping it in half in front of several terrified children. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10640) - you deserved it (27889)

On 08/23/2012 at 12:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23099) - you deserved it (2611)

On 08/16/2012 at 5:57am - work - by Soap0015 - United States

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28278) - you deserved it (2527)

On 07/26/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

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