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About philipino : How's it going? My humor was shaped by this site, so I'm a very sarcastic person in real life. I've been here for 3 or 4 years. I play basketball, soccer, and sometimes I like to draw. I don't comment too much because I can't think of a lot of clever things to say. You should go to listen to Imagine Dragons. Bowties are cool, 8/22/13
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Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet. A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML
Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML
Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML
Friday 6 December 2013