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About philbelfrage : Just your average 16 year old boy with an 8 inch mohawk. Most people take me to be around 19-21 years old based on looks and maturity. I also generally hang with an older crowd. That gorgeous mutt you see there is my german shepard/border collie mix. I align myself with the Libertarian Party. I'm also an agnostic. Plan to join the United States Marine Corps. Love music, especially the Gorillaz, Killers, and We Came As Romans. I'm a big gamer with a collection of well over 500 games on multiple platforms. My favorite stand alone game is The Last of Us. I finished it the day after it came out, and it is the best game I have ever played to date. I can not recommend it enough. My favorite modern day gaming series is God of War (a series which I again can not recommend highly enough). My favorite classic series would have to be The Legend of Zelda. Oh and one last thing. That thing I said about the mohawk? Yea, I wasn't making that up.
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Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my family. Over the next hour, a huge religious debate erupted, and my grandfather drunkenly told us all how he almost killed himself once while experimenting with auto-erotic asphyxiation. My boyfriend called us all crazy and seems to have dumped me. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML
Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times, and when I said that I don't know how to cope with everything, her advice was simply, "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to my parents' barbecue. He knew my family is extremely religious, so what did he do? Called for silence to make an announcement, namely: "God isn't real." Cue a riot that ended in us being kicked out and me all but disowned for "putting him up to it". FML
Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML
Monday 1 September 2014