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About pheonixra : My name is irrelevant. Pheonixra, AZAZEL, ALUCARD, and ALUCARDHELLSING are my usual gamer tags. I don't play games that are pay - to - play. I have Pokemon SoulSilver, Black 2, White 2, X, and Y. I am a star wars fan. I run a guild called DARKSIDE on Dawn of the Dragons on Kongregate. I read, write, and game, all while attending college. In addition to video games, I also play MTG (mostly EDH format). I have plenty of flaws, but I'm awesome not perfect. ;-p I also enjoy talking to new people
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Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML
Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML
Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML
Today, I almost got lucky with a girl from my course. We've been flirting since we met. After removing her top and moving downwards with my tongue, whilst moaning my name she decided to mention she has a boyfriend and that we needed to stop. FML
Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML
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