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pheebs314
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About pheebs314 : I'm a security officer. I own my own home and recently purchased a new-to-me Ford Explorer that I've named Dora. I got married in May. My husband is a chef. We have 2 dogs and 3 cats ranging from 1-11 years old.

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Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML

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On 03/04/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by seriously (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML

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On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML

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On 11/25/2012 at 7:55pm - love - by nonbelieber (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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