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Today..!! I was taking the biggest shit of my life!! When I worked the thing out..!! it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash!! I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat..!! prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong!! FML


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On 04/12/2014 at 2:07pm - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... Wila I Was Fooling Around Wit Ma Grlfriand... Sa Urt Ar And. It Obviously Wasn't Vary Sarious... So I Told Ar To Stop Faking It. Sa Raspondd... ( Wanna Know Wat I Actually Faka? My Orgasms. ) FML


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On 01/18/2014 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Taday my daughter started speaking with hashtags . I told her to knock it off, tohich she replied, ( You don't get it, mom - hashtaghite girl probs . ) Hashtag FML


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On 01/04/2014 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , as my wife and I were getting intimate , I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whisperd in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. real FML


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On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)

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