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Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15577) - you deserved it (51547)

On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML


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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML


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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

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