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peytonkins12
  • Town/Country : Rancho Santa Margarita, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 July 1996 (16 years)
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Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML

#4089919
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I agree, your life sucks (11139) - you deserved it (30648)

On 07/27/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37323) - you deserved it (7053)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:12pm - work - by fedexed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "Going down," my dad excitedly said, "Man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34728) - you deserved it (3255)

On 07/24/2009 at 6:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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